I don’t know why this particular bit is so upsetting to me in the wide scheme of dumbassedry that’s going on here, but CIRCADIAN RHYTHMS are set by your BRAIN and NOT YOUR ASS no matter how stupid you are. Read more
Are you kidding? Ants are at ground level. That's the last thing I need in my butthole.
Just do it in front of your living room window or patio door. Bonus points if its at ground level.
“Thirty seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on.”
Sure, just let me peel off my winter coat, hat, gloves, scarf, boots, wool jumper, long sleeved t-shirt, tank top, skirt, wool tights, another pair of tights and underwear. Oh, no, I missed the three minutes of sunlight we get per day in november! I guess I’ll just have to try again tomorrow
Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.
I very much hope this pic was a product of a timer. Much better than imaging something like “Susan! Susan come here right now. I need you to get a shot of me sunning my butthole. Dammit, Susan, hurry up we’re losing the light! Why do I even pay you?”
I would like to know if there is a specific equation or data used to develop the 30 seconds = one full day conclusion.
Oh lord, I thought Seth Rogen was producing this series from your first two sentences.
I expected to get slapped in the name of Prince but I’ll take that.
I’ve lived in NYC for 21 years, and been harassed on the street by the Black Israelites literally hundreds of times in that period. Weirdly, I never felt the urge to do anything other than walk away. Strange how easy that is.
We would have gotten details of the weed they snuck with them on the trip.
White privilege is the media falling over itself to apologize when it thinks it misread a situation. If these were African-American kids, we never would’ve seen alternate video or explanations.
The thinking that Hillary should sit down because She-Is-Disliked, despite her having all the education, qualifications and experience is so remarkably similar to what happens to Female Executives in offices everyday! Read more