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You can’t prosecute a husband and wife team for the same crime!

... Are you the NewsBunny I know?

Good thing I have plans to see the Sailor Moon R movie in theaters tonight so I won’t spend the evening crying myself into my wine.

Where in Hogwarts is Carmen SanDiego?

You say that like it makes it better. She should know how to make herself pretty in that scenario.

Maybe this is her way of saying “I’m with Her?”

Maybe if it fit...

Maybe it was intentional?

That’s some Paddington Bear realness.

It’s like she bought a dress from a Cache on Bajor, before loosing 15 lbs on a juice cleanse and decided “fuck it, I have nothing else to wear.”

What sort of support does a pig provide? I’m seeing a lot more animals listed as support animals and it almost seems like way too many people are doing that so they can bring their I’ll behaved dogs into restaurants.

Yeah, but I don’t want to lick coconut oil off of their pecs. Well, less so than Gatorade and I’m not a sexy chocolate sauce kinda guy.

They look like a lot of the dude bros I went to school with that I want to hate fuck. So, I agree.

ha. honestly, there’s nothing wrong with dad-bod. You don’t need a six pack to be sexy, and I think that our images of what an attractive man are are almost as skewed as what our images of an attractive woman are.

Honestly? He looks good. Sure, the shorts are stupid but I doubt he’s hanging out on the beach trying to get some ass.

I didn’t realize they had fans who gave enough of a shit (you’re right. Even if I like that one song).

Depends on what era. No one’s allowed to talk about Farrah, LaToya, and LaTavia.

If the NFL REALLY wanted the gay male ad dollars, they’d start having the players go shirtless. Or maybe instate a rule that when you’re off the field you have to strip down to a pair of briefs. And then get hosed down with gatorade.