Coldplay was the headliner last year

I used to work at 30 Rock and would pass by the SNL line up on my way home. One day, it was FREEZING and the line was long, really early, so I asked someone who the guests were and some teen said, “Maroon 5!!!”

I responded with a loud “are you fucking kidding me? You’re waiting in sub-zero wind chill for that shit?!”…

I miss the days when you had to ACTUALLY fake talent to do this shit.

Who is Tami Stronach, you ask? She played the Childlike Empress in The Neverending Story. And released this gem of a song.

If there’s anything we can learn from Enya, it’s that when you’re voice is that remixed, you don’t go out on tour.

Omg. I loved Brisco County!

I had a sexual awakening every time the hot annoying one took his shirt off. Also, I remember the episode where they all had to find out about their family trees and the blonde one was apparently related to every Smith and Jones on the planet and the black guy couldn’t go past slavery and decided to make up a story…

Gloria Steinem = All Women.

Women = vulvas. Nothing else. There is no other distinguishing factor between Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton, other than the shape of their labial folds, and even then, I’m not entirely convinced.

Why is he wearing the world’s ugliest shirtdress?

I took some time off social media. My mood this week has told me I need more time.

Hidden where ever Assange chose to hide his soul.

Because emails/Benghazi/”working class”/Establishment/Shillary/Both Sides Do It.

What’s been fun on my end is seeing white dudes talk about how supporting The Working Class also supports minorities since The Working Class includes women and people of color and members of the queer community. I’ve had to stop arguing with people about this shit.

Oh, I disagree. It’s gotten stuck in my head...

Well, here’s where the disagreement is. I don’t think they’re that good, and tend to sort of embody everything that annoys me about pop music. They don’t hold notes, and will just slide off everything. The songs I’ve heard are REALLY heavy on the treble, and the fellas with bass notes are given very little to do while…

Sounds like someone’s never heard Daddy, Please Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas”

Shhhh. Talking about misogny and racism only brings in progressives who want to tell you about how they aren’t misogynistic, they just want the Democrats to fall down in prostrate and beg forgiveness for running a bitc...A flawed candidate.

This was one of the least sexy plotlines on Felicity, so I’m sure it works in real life.

I was making tea this afternoon and had a mini breakdown because I couldn’t decide which one to make.