“We need more housing! We need electric cars! We need easier, cheaper communication! We need to explore space.”

WE NEED MORE HOUSING! Oh wait.. 

That Hyundai key looks like an MP3 player from 2003

When I was a kid I was fascinated with the crystal key that Chrysler used for a couple of years. I think it reminded me of the fortress of solitude crystal stuff from the first Superman movie.

Only disagreement on this list is the “the ice blue buttons look very premium when paired with the brushed aluminum-look” part. It definitely has the “futuristic Y2K-era electronics” look. Hell I think I had a stereo in that color scheme.

You mean you don’t love a key design that was foisted off on some of the cheapest DaimlerChrysler era stuff?

I had this key on my ‘speed6. I don’t think I ever put it in my wallet. This was my first thought when it came to weird keys.

The BMW diamond key was a pretty elegant design. Not only did it retain a fairly normal size and shape, the buttons were well integrated and the key battery was charged wirelessly when inserted into the ignition.

Wow can’t believe this list didnt mention one of the best weird car keys of all time, the credit card key that Mercedes and Mazda used to be put in your wallet

While it was by no means fancy, the 1st gen Dodge Neon had a glow-in-the-dark key, which was kind of neat and original. I owned one, and believe me when I tell you it was the only remarkable thing about it.

So few are actually keys. I love how language changes over time. 

Just working on going back to the days of the Pinkertons breaking up strikes.

Wait a minute... corporate executives actually got jail time? That’s quite surprising.

Talk about pride in the company you work for to do all that shit. Some real crazies out there. Was he expecting some type of bonus for his efforts?

My phone already does everything this device does. Plus, I have to sign into their portal to grant access to services I already have on my phone. This sounds more like a ploy to get sensitive information and exploit down the line.

I guess as a blossoming Luddite, I don’t understand exactly how much much people use their phones for every day life. I keep a calendar, email, social medias, & music/video streaming on mine. I can’t see how having another device to run other apps would be of any help 😄

Am I not getting this?  You know what else is a pocket sized device that has all my phone apps...?  Yeah....

A case, screen protector, and terminal velocity.

Someone out there is saying: “Um, look. I already had to deal with this terrifying flight. Can I just have my fucking phone back?”