Someone in the Ecuadorian embassy really needs to take one for the entire global team and pull the fucking fire alarm. Then bar him from re-entry, like “you’re on your own now, suckerrrrrrr!”

Stop trying to make “alt-left” happen, it’s never going to happen

Yes. His apologists of course will never admit that. He’s merely a pawn that is being used to cause chaos in countries that Putin views as a threat. And that is what history will remember him as: a tool.

So can we all just admit at this point that Assange is just Putin’s tool to wreck democracy?

The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.

Maybe because Negan reminds us a little too much of a certain person who was recently elected? I like to work out my anxiety by getting scared of imaginary zombies, not have it amplified by getting scared of an imaginary dictatorial narcissist.

Michelle Obama, Mother of America has a nice ring to it.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

As a man watching the debate alone, I got anxious as hell during that moment. It was terrifying.

Really? I’m a dude, and I thought it was creepy as hell. If I were out somewhere with a woman friend and some guy was standing like that, I’d find a way to warn her and help her escape.

Because his supporters are different than Mitt and Gore’s. They don’t care about his terrible behavior because either they approve of it or they’re too busy being angry at Hillary and modern America.

My boyfriend and myself both thought it was very disturbing and made us mad that Trump was doing that. #gaythough

Trump did not bounce tonight. The best analogy might be that he did not crash through the floor and continue falling. The floor stopped him. But he’s still a lump of shit and we need a bucket (and perhaps a hose) to scrape him up.

But, he hasn’t though. These debates have absolutely killed him. Are you following the same election I am? Have we forgotten this quickly that the race in 2012, for instance, was much closer in the polls? Can we stop this talking point that he is somehow a stronger candidate than most? Because he’s been an awful…

Remember when Al Gore sighed and said something about the internet and how it helped to ruin his campaign? Or remember Mitt and his “binders of women” comment? How is it that Trump has managed to skate by and bounce back from much worse?

This shit for real raised my heart rate just watching it happen. Too many flashbacks to creepy men hovering and invading my personal space.

That moment where he went up right behind her and just stood there staring while she talked made me so uncomfortable. I watched with a bunch of friends and all the women thought it was so creepy and none of the men could understand why.

Not really. Valuing a woman by her looks is bullshit. So even if Machado was a whale she still deserves respect. And again no one including Miss Universe up there gives a flying fuck that you think she’s fuckable.

236 my ass. That’s the exact number of lbs. to sneak in under the obese classification for someone who is 6'3" (also note his height increased an inch in order to sneak in there too). I don’t buy it for a second. Not that commenting on women’s bodies would be cool if he were fit, but the hypocrisy and delusion are…

So then his orange complexion is the result of eating Cheesy Poofs non-stop thoughout his childhood