“Poodles of disposable income” = my favorite autocorrect ever

Happy days! I detest these intsagram celebs and look forward to their downfall.

I must admit, i’ve been reading these updates with spiteful relish.

UPDATE: Jared Kushner has just been named Unofficial Secretary of Bitchin’ Music Festivals and will be partnering with McFarland to make next year’s Fyre the hugest and most tremendous festival ever, much bigger than Coachella. It’ll put the Spling in your Magnises. From Wiki:

I can’t believe this guy thinks he’s going to have a next year. There isn’t going to be a next year.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

First they came for the Jedi, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jedi.

Also, dating another person isn’t about “having” who you want, it’s about spending time with someone and building a relationship that satisfies you both.

that’s the thing, anyone who’s hot enough KNOWS they’re hot enough and doesn’t have to run around saying shit about how they could have anyone because they know that everyone else already knows they could have anyone.

Seriously. Even movie stars get dumped and turned down sometimes. I’m pretty sure some woman somewhere has blown off finance bro.

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

Also, Hot Woman, thank you for this!

Benedict Beckeld, the Brooklyn writer in his late 30s

The problem with that is that many of them will think it’s perfectly okay.

This video should be shown to libertarians, followed by “this is what happens when corporations are no longer ‘tied down’ by government.”

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Screw United. I hope this incident makes this man very rich.

Did she try to increase the fee at the last minute and got racist when Suh didn’t go for it?