“Poodles of disposable income” = my favorite autocorrect ever

Happy days! I detest these intsagram celebs and look forward to their downfall.

I must admit, i’ve been reading these updates with spiteful relish.

UPDATE: Jared Kushner has just been named Unofficial Secretary of Bitchin’ Music Festivals and will be partnering with McFarland to make next year’s Fyre the hugest and most tremendous festival ever, much bigger than Coachella. It’ll put the Spling in your Magnises. From Wiki:

I can’t believe this guy thinks he’s going to have a next year. There isn’t going to be a next year.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

Also, dating another person isn’t about “having” who you want, it’s about spending time with someone and building a relationship that satisfies you both.

that’s the thing, anyone who’s hot enough KNOWS they’re hot enough and doesn’t have to run around saying shit about how they could have anyone because they know that everyone else already knows they could have anyone.

Seriously. Even movie stars get dumped and turned down sometimes. I’m pretty sure some woman somewhere has blown off finance bro.

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

Also, Hot Woman, thank you for this!

Benedict Beckeld, the Brooklyn writer in his late 30s

I hope your dog is okay!

I’ve been in Orange County for the last 8 months. I have learned not to say anything vaguely political at the dog park. And I would bet you a year’s salary that the unbelievable fucking bitch whose dog ripped a hole in my dog’s throat and who ran away as soon as she saw my dog was seriously injured is a HUGE Trump…

The liberal pockets are pretty racist too, as I have learned by joining NextDoor.

Did she try to increase the fee at the last minute and got racist when Suh didn’t go for it?

I think the last one. To me it seems like the host fucked herself without realizing it by telling Dyne she could use her same reservation for two people and bring four people and two dogs without setting a price or anything. And when she realized she was losing, her racism just went off. Like originally she had a…

What is going on in the mind of this former Airbnb host? Like, seriously. Did she book an Asian person solely for the purposes of cancelling on her minutes before her arrival? Was she sadistically looking to inconvenience someone of colour? Did she only realize Suh was Asian minutes before her arrival? Did she try to…

They are so stupid. The whole wedding cake thing. You own a bakery, are you sure a lesbian never ate cake you made? There is going to be some real screaming when they realize their special school vouchers can also go to Jewish schools and Muslim schools and atheist schools. But the internet is funny. Put your room on…