Posting this here so the Univision/Kinja people see it:

It's like the Univision/Kinja people are unaware that Entertainment Weekly, Variety and The Hollywood Reporter exist for us to get entertainment news from instead.

uBlock Origin, but yeah.

And too f—-ing late to unbreak the site even if they do. These sometimes off-topic conversations are a significant part of why most of us (silent of otherwise) come here, and once you lose people as a business, it's hard as hell to get them back.

Jai ho!

When you jerk-off a dog, the dog also jerks-off you.
—Friedrich Nietzsche

Which wouldn't be so bad if they weren't shamefully wasting Allison Janney's time and talent in the process.

Oh, God. If ER comes back its competition with Supernatural over who can have the most post-script seasons will never f—-ing end!

I'll go to bat for Seasons 2 or 3-5 of Roseanne anytime.

William Fichtner was on Grace Under Fire? My mind hasn't been this blown since finding out Bruce Campbell was the boss on Ellen.

Hey, now. The House of the Devil is a good movie. Everything else he's done is sh—, but Zombie and Roth make nothing but sh—.

…Visionaries will center on different “masters of their craft,” who will delve into the history of their respective genres. [James] Cameron will continue to trace sci-fi’s roots, while Eli Roth will explore horror and Questlove will highlight some of hip-hop’s biggest moments in the Rap Yearbook. AMC’s also tapped The…

Great. Now I'm imagining Trump as Jennifer Beals in Flashdance, but with urine.

*curtsies*

And just like in theaters in 1983, the audience in the Senate audibly gasped. It was amazing.

For anyone understandably feeling a bit lazy on this Friday morning after a late night of CNN watching while holding back a stress sh—, here's their contact info.

Jimmy Kimmel Live used to be live early on and had alcohol available for guests and audience members alike. One night Quentin Tarantino got drunk off his ass, and an audience member puked on another audience member.

Also, sometimes the interviews are all taped on different days. It depends on guest availability and/or last-minute cancellations.

And then he'll get a weird sh— fetish following. Everybody wins!

$5 says tonight's the night Trump has a massive heart attack while angrily tweeting on the crapper.