I read that in Jeff Goldblum's voice.

It didn't bother with my uBlock Origin.

*kicks of folding chair; tears open shirt while screaming*

What in the Actual Fuck, Internet!?

They heavily, heavily, heavily hinted at it, but didn't have her come out in fear of losing advertisers and syndicates.

Wait patiently for the inevitable revival 10-20 years from now.

Seriously? No mention on how they're singing LMFAO's "Party Rockers" in the provided video?

I think I was an article about it on Goop.

I'm now just imagining porn stashes in the woods and middle-aged men going out there to leave waffles for them.

Great Job, Marketing Department!

It's also much easier when they're so comfortable, emboldened and deeply stupid that they don't wear hoods anymore in an era of camera phones and social media.

You watch your mouth!

Shit! Shit damn hell!

I hope this all makes us really look in the mirror as a society. Germany banned all Nazi iconography after World War II and took decades of reflection and soul-searching to come out the other side a more tolerant and peaceful society.

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"Skater Boy" Avril Lavigne or "Hello Kitty" Avril Lavigne? How clusterf—-y are we going with this?

What makes you thing he isn't telling it? This is as long and meandering as his telling of how he met their mother. Here's hoping the ending's better.

"What? The chihuahua was practically begging for it. Fake news! Now the real enemy here is the ASPCA and PETA, but the mainstream media refuses to cover it. Alex Jones told me what they did. Horrible things. I'll tell you about it sometime in the coming days. The economy is great."

I think the "Alt-Right" white supremacists are going to riot no matter what. There's been extremely upvoted calls for riots/civil war/militia campaigns should anything go wrong with Trump's efforts on Breitbart's comment section since election day.

The Fetus.