The "skinny repeal" is dead! The Affordable Care Act lives!!!

And it's not a bs PR stunt. Multiple sources are reporting he's already called the FBI to report Preibus. The tweet was just to let everyone else know about it.

The arts are (mostly) made by liberals, some of whom are trans. Also, a reality TV star is the president and wants to defund arts programs and services. How is this not about the arts?

Scaramucci just tweeted that he wants the FBI to investigate Preibus for leaking his financial disclosure.

Glitter gets everywhere​, while Hitler only gets in Europe and northern Africa.

It can be two things.

Plus, isn't sucking at first a Star Trek TV/film series tradition? They always get better… unless they're Voyager. I mean it had Year of Hell, but still.

(In grandmother voice.) Aww. Charlie Sheen's bringing the country together. That's nice.

Nah, he just gets a "story by" credit.

—What all the actors except Charlie Sheen were thinking to themselves on set.

Zombie George's dad Mr. Romero turns out to be a janitor at the hospital from the pilot.

Can The Punisher murder him in the opening of The Defenders instead?

Or have him pull a George Costanza. A befuddled Trump finds old Spicey still working in the White House as though he never publicly quit.

"Crusty jugglers."

He's been all over the f—-ing place politically the last few years. Maybe this explains it? At the very least, he's been very different post-Palin than he was pre-Palin.

Trump's an asshole. A crusty, disgusting asshole.

—Trump on his son-in-law

Maybe they'll do a Run the Series on him sometime this week. *shrugs*

Ah, the " Who shot J.R.?" approach. I like it.

The Aristocrats!