*tears up and whispers* "Nevah."

Itchy scrotum?

*Joe Scarborough opens for Grimes; Canada weeps*

I look forward to utilizing both of your dueling United States during my Jericho cosplaying. I'll be the deaf woman, because she f—-ing owned.

They're no Destination America!

Threshold was my introduction to Peter Dinklage.

"I heard you and David didn't get along with Jay. You're fired."

Donald Trump Jr. is Stupid Watergate's Stupid Deep Throat.

Donald Trump Jr. is Stupid Watergate's Stupid Deep Throat.

"Are wherever you." *Yoda grunt*

Like Hannibal, Fargo and most of Bates Motel (the latter half), it's way better and more intelligent than it has any right to be.

Oh, so he played himself?

*cackles and runs away; trips gracefully*

St. David of Carradine.

Most of my fellow Christians don't mention the things said by Jesus, period. They're too damn busy hanging on Joel Osteen, Kirk Cameron and Pat Robertson's every word.

An orgy? Okay, but I'm going last.

Okay, but I'm going last.

The best episode of Muppet Babies? After Piggy gives Gonzo funny feelings, Bunsen gives him a sex education crash course by interacting with Game of Thrones sex/rape footage.

Yeah, Moffat's gone on record saying that The Husbands of River Song was intended to be his final episode. This was his last minute a— pull season, much like the Tennant Specials were following Journey's End.

"Actual Discussions"