They never bother to recruit a grammar Nazi.

Still not as good as this kid:

You raise some good points. The reality is that there are plenty of dealers willing to give me what I want without any “relationship” with the customer. In the case of the Avalon, I had a dealer come back with a quote over $9000 off the MSRP. This guy didn’t know me. He didn’t care, he just wanted the sale.

Dad: “Jeremy, tell your stepmom what I did today. Tell her!”

They look like a bunch of copier repairmen.

ZING

Your right to privacy (this isn’t a free speech issue, numbnuts) ends when you parade your idiocy in public.

I appreciate the cops letting him get roughed up a bit.

Wrapped in a burrito. This thing writes itself!

it’d make more sense if he had his own line of peas

I saw running... no kicking

This is a bad take. Michael Che is hilarious, and Colin Jost is pretty good. They work well together, because Che is so good at making fun of Jost. The rest of SNL is pretty decent, a lot better than in recent years.

Also “Not properly rated”: Tim Meadows

Billy Dee trying to get you to believe he drinks Colt 45.

I turned off ESP in a C240 sport 6 speed while on a test drive. I did a sweet little powerslide around a curve in some loose sand, and ended up deep-sixing it off the side of a 6' embankment. Came to rest on the top / passenger side (mostly side)... Exited via the sunroof.

Later the dealer, livid as hell (was not with…

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

whatever Kenan is getting paid, its not enough.

Later, at a bar: