Me and my teammates did the same thing after we won a game in Little League, but it was the coach’s beer, and we stole it from him several days after the season ended, and when he found us, he cheerfully suggested we didn’t have to steal it! We could always just ask him!

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

Are you having trouble expressing yourself without frog memes?

Whenever someone tries to tell me about their golf game, I too think about Nelson Mandela and wish I could do 27 years in prison instead.

It’s incredible! It’s such an overreaction. I adore it.

So you’re saying betting $100 on Wawrinka at +475 was a bad bet? Now you fucking tell me.

The parents made those signs. Check the spacing, lettering, and handwriting. 6-year olds do not write that well.

Yeah! FUCK YOU, CHILDREN! How dare you not be edgy and cool!

Dear People In The Header Image,

Friday was really a perfect storm. Cleveland couldn’t miss, Warriors defense was subpar, they caught a rough whistle in the first quarter, missed a lot of good looks, and got heady and frustrated and knocked out of their game. Would be surprised to see all that happen again.

Greene is apparently learning to speak Korean, enjoys painting, is really into yoga, and has “received four certificates of recognition from L.A.-area politicians for his community service efforts,” including a sock drive for the homeless in downtown Los Angeles.

My guess is because there’s two of them and one of him? Maybe don’t want the other being jealous is all I can think of.

Great story.

Veracity pending on whether Durant was up late watching the Diamondbacks game last night.

Durant wasn’t disputing that the call happened, just when it happened. That call actually took place after Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals.

There’s no one more intense about how a particular universe is supposed to play out than fanfiction authors, slash fiction in particular, and EL James is the most successful slash fiction author of all time, so....

he could’ve done it in his younger years when he was quicker. go watch the 82 finals on youtube.

I have, twice. But out of four officers, three were non-white.

One time I beat my little sister in 20 consecutive games. I guess I’m the fucking GOAT then aren’t I?

Dose; Equis