This is a step in the right direction. Being able to charge the people in charge is absolutely necessary.

High tops are about a million times more annoying to put on. Thank you, Kobe.

Goddammit, Patrick. You know how the Deadspin jinx works, don’t you?!

Depends on who those teams are.

Other counterpoint: Wasn’t he training with Haas this whole time? Maybe Haas figured out a couple little things. Or, maybe Fed just tanked this match at a piddling tournament as thanks. If it was literally any other player I’d read more into it, but there’s too many weird variables here.

Is this actual fast-pitch baseball?

That’s how you make a quality reference right there, folks. Hard work, thoughtfulness, never taking shortcuts.

“Do you live in Boston? If so, I don’t know how you can think the pike is worse than 93.”

“HOWEVER

You know that, and I know that. But does Cheeto know that?

I hope the Warriors send Andrew Bogut.

This. This is the one.

Depending on where you’re betting, that line can include the vig.

Yes. I think he might steal another one this year. Djoker is in freefall, Murray’s cantankerous but not playing great, the young kids are either working through mental or physical issues, and Fed’s too old to pull off Wimbledon and the US. I think someone gets Fed at Wimbledon, and he pushes himself to shoot for the…

CHEMTRAIIIIIILS!

Unless your team is my team, then fuck yo’ team. My team is the only one that should be undefeated and blowing everyone out.

I believe so. It’s called the Cam Newton loophole.

I’ll say 13. I think he might go 3 of the next 4. We’ll see.

The problem I have with taking Cleveland to win is that Kevin Love has taken a fall and been hobbled for a play or two in every game this series.

It’s 3-1, so that’s 75-25, I think.