Kobe’s the first one on this, and while it’s not “good”, it’s at least not that.

Ok, this one time in Junior High, like Bobby and some of the other guys got some guy to buy us a 6 pack of weed. And we all drank some, and Bobby’s dad let us look at Playboys. But you can’t tell anyone I told you.

No, I haven’t, but I also assume drinking it wouldn’t make the entire locker room smell of weed.

I dunno. Windhorst looks like he knows his way around a case or two of the munchies.

So, this game was being broadcast on ESPN, and it bumped the Dodgers/Nats to ESPN2. Dodgers/Nats was supposed to bounce back to ESPN when the Oklahoma/Florida game finished.

You can’t IMBIBE weed. The word you’re looking for is “consuming”, guy who gets paid to word things!

The idiot’s initial tweet wasn’t that “some people at NASCAR events have guns” it was that EVERYONE did.

You know those scenes in movies where someone’s losing their grip and they fall to their death.

“Is that a 12 pack of Pepsi?”

Hrm. I’ve apparently been going way over that limit. Probably stick to one cup of the cold brew instead of two from now on...

I look for any occasion possible to trot out this old gem from the Onion.

Your final question’s premise seems interesting, but it’s one of those ones that falls apart for me.

CALIFORNIA, MUTHAFUCKERS!

Nope. We had to take care of an egg.

Have a star, you monster.

So long as that salesperson’s not a slimy jerk, I agree with this philosophy.

If there were more people like you, I’d be more than happy to conduct business in the manner that this guy was. Unfortunately, most people don’t work like you, and so everyone tries to come in with an angle.

“Let’s see how it works out for them, Cotton.”

And then Draymond kicked a dude in the balls and then their starting center went out with an injury. Only one of those things is likely to happen this time around.

There’s a reason nobody put up rebounding numbers like Russell and Chamberlain. People got better at shooting. The year of Bill Russell’s first title, leaguewide FG% was 38%. Think about that for a second.