The best part of that play is J.R. Smith being like, “Well, I can’t shoot it from here. Someone else do something with this.”

They came out to the Monstars’ theme.

Look, analytics says that you think it was this one play, but it was actually this other play.

Literally covered in freckles.

As someone who hates all Boston sports teams, (Minus the Bruins, but not minus Boston College) I’m hoping for you guys to keep it close in Game 5 so the fanbase becomes inordinately attached to the hardscrabble ragamuffins, and convinces themselves that Celtics’ roster actually has a chance, so you don’t make any…

He owes me for not covering! Bitch-ass ‘Bron!

I didn’t notice that until you pointed it out.

Yes, 10 out of 10 times, and here’s why.

Deadspin. You have built a brand on excising the fat and pomp from modern sports.

Indeed. Evertonians all, we are.

Guys, the article says it was a direct hit to the nuts. Nowhere is his dick mentioned. This is the kind of shoddy reporting that they’re talking about these days.

Do the minors have B-leagues? Cuz I feel like if they don’t they should just call “single-A” C-league.

Should have gone with “ballpoint”. Would have tied together better. But still, X gonna give it to ya.

Always immaculance truthers.

Robert Parish knew martial arts, man. Ain’t nobody wanted to fight the Chief. Him and Kareem were just like, “PLEASE, someone try and start something with me.”

Sorry, I guess he had knee surgery, but like, googling “Bruce Bowen Amare Stoudamire” brought it up in 1.

When Laimbeer would come after you, he’d at least come and fight you, and he wasn’t deliberately trying to hurt you. I’m sure Bowen put Vince Carter alone out for more games than the Pistons put people out as a team COMBINED.

Look, you ALWAYS sign Dr. Dolittle, but you do so mandating that he have a pet eagle or something in the stadium that he gets to use on key plays. Flock of geese can block a shit ton of PATs, man.

No, it makes perfect sense. We’re only at the game because we’re dodging rush hour traffic.

He wasn’t extremely rough. He was an extreme bitch. That’s the face he would make up top as he was FLEEING BEHIND ALL OF HIS TEAMMATES.