I went to Japan last year, and asked if my friends wanted anything.

So, that might get more catechins out of it, but, I’m not sure that’s just the squeezing the bag part.

Shouldn’t that be an epitaph, and that would have your name under it?

First the Wiz and now the T’Wolves going with the basketball-anus logo?

If I was Romo, I’d demand to get in the game. Go out there and try to sink a single 3.

I hadn’t dug into it enough to realize it was a turbo-boosted Xbone.

I hadn’t dug into it enough to realize it was a turbo-boosted Xbone.

It was a slap in the face.

Alanis is probably wondering if Jonathan’s thinking of her when he... embezzles from her.

PSG BLEW A 4-0 LEAD IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE KNOCKOUT ROUND.

This would be more compelling if they hadn’t just announced a new console. My garish controllers would only be good for about 6-9 months.

This would be more compelling if they hadn’t just announced a new console. My garish controllers would only be good…

I think he’s saying it would currently cost $68B in today dollars, but at the end of the project, it might end up being $90B in actual dollars spent.

I would go to Vegas pretty much every month if the bullet train to Vegas existed.

It’s probably because if you’re cutting your own hair, you’re just trying to buzzcut the entire thing. (Like I do.) The difference between that 1/32 of an inch might be all you’re looking for.

It’s probably because if you’re cutting your own hair, you’re just trying to buzzcut the entire thing. (Like I do.)…

Yeah, some of those bricks on the ground have no mortar on them at all. Almost like they were just stacked into place, and someone assumed the paint and gravity would hold them in place.

A decent razor with a 5 pack of blades is worth $12.50. I guess I’ll find out if this is a decent razor.

A decent razor with a 5 pack of blades is worth $12.50. I guess I’ll find out if this is a decent razor.

Watch the Metta World Peace shuffle on his attempt at the corner 3.

MVP race this season

Man, Russell Westbrook is having a crazy season!

It should be called a “forte”, but it’ll be written like 40, with an accent mark above the 0.

“WORD MATTER AND THEY MEAN THINGS, CITIZENS.”