Whoa there Mr. Fancy Pants. Let's back it down to the middle class and say that $70 is a day's work at Long John Silver.

Gotta admire the long-con.

I have to chase you to get the payout and spoke about this like 15 times already we both have BIGGER FISH TO FRY!)

How do you not put Jerry on the bottom out of sheer principle? Damn it, Jerry.

Where is Ethel Beavers? This list is invalid.

I think it makes sense that the government would kill 27 people in a small town to prove a point about guns, but refuse to fudge numbers on a spreadsheet. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

Meanwhile, Julian Edelman, just back from a three-hour jog in the rain, has poured himself a bowl of gravel to enjoy in his empty kitchen.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

Thanks for this, Barry. People are going to argue about the playcall forever, but Butler's recognition of the situation, his ability to learn from getting beat on the same play in practice, and most importantly his physical ability to jump the route are the most important parts of the play.

At least we got to see what would have happened if Mike McCarthy got to coach in the Super Bowl after all.

Hm, that's probably it.

"I'm Rob Lowe and I have DirecTV"

Me, after Belichick doesn't call one of his two timeouts: "Wow, maybe the worst coaching decision I've ever seen him make."

'And No One will Remember it'

all of them. He took his Lipitor.

I love the 'mostly' in there. How many toes and dicks are slammed into these devil machines?

You chuckle heads poke fun but almost as soon as you go outside you get not as warm.

He was a villain for a couple episodes in Season 1 of Justified, wasn't he?

At an old job I had a co-worker who stuck his hand in a running snowblower. I couldn't decide between being sympathetic of his hand injury and making fun of him for sticking his hand in a snowblower without turning it off first.

Wonkblog!? I'm seriously questioning the legitimacy of this.