Look, if I want to hear from a governor who is serious about doughnuts, it's going to be New Jersey.

You guys really don't know how to lay brackets out, do you?

That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

You animals. You fucking animals. Fucking kettle chips. Christ on a stick, you guys are assholes.

Tortilla chips are nothing without guacamole, salsa, or some other dip to carry them. They are a conduit for getting something that actually tastes good in to your mouth.

So he tests positive for something that is LEGAL for anyone over the age of 21 in this country and he gets a 1 year suspension? Josh, go play in Canada and catch 40 TDs a year for the rest of your career and drink all the Molsons you want.

This is officially more ridiculous than any scandal involving balls and puns.

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

apparently youve never heard of boston.

Everyone is focused on the Zombies. Nobody will expect the Cow Army!

I am so happy they are getting the crappiest game of the weekend.

BTW, you guys know that Florida State also just picked a creationist and climate change denier to be their new President, right?

Better pro? Maybe. Better con? Definitely.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Tallahassee Police Department say Winston didn't fumble.

On a night when it's Pitbull vs Ryan Seacrest, no one wins.

Hey Pitbull! Do your impersonation of Johnny Manziel's rookie season!

Really? You REALLY can't see firing Trestman?

Cannot resist.

"After all, Niners fans will have to spend their remaining years trudging to Santa Clara to watch a shitty team that can seemingly be undone at any moment by internal political squabbles."