"Tammy seems to misunderstand Melissa McCarthy's appeal"

Greg Howard wiping out in a race.

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

If Obama = Peyton Manning, the Republicans in Congress = Jay Cutler.

God damn it. I guess, welcome to NY Josh.

You can use the coal you're going to get in your stocking with this comment to bake up a nice, charred, New Haven style apizza, you fucking Scrooge.

Said it before and I'll say it again: Best soap opera ever.

Still, the vast majority of the Bears remain confused and uncomfortable simply due to repeated head trauma.

"Nice spirals."

Why not let J.J. Watt throw a few passes?

If the Texans want to light up the scoreboard on offense they're going to need at least 100 watts.

Watt/Paul 2020

I learned of your existence and homophobia simultaneously.

"Had to hit the game winner at the gym today."

Fuck Colin Cowherd.

That's good trolling.

After painstaking research (i.e. I clicked that Twitter link) I can confirm that Clay blurred it himself.