It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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I think it’s none... No one has had their career ruined by a false accusation.

GO FUCKING VOTE. 

Those guidelines are always for other women. SHS is willing to give up a fulfilling life of staying home and doing what her husband wants in order to get a lot of power and recognition. She doesn’t want power, she’s just doing it for the rest of us poor saps.

I have money on the turkey baster. 

Actual Human Being Ted Cruz has a perfectly normal looking contiguous external integument, and should be selected as your overlord.

‘Trump stiffs his whores!’

You know how before you’re going to throw up, your saliva sometimes starts working overtime? That just happened to me. So. Thanks for that.

I’m just waiting for someone to ask her, on the record, how much longer she can stand defending the racist orange santorum-covered abomination’s lies, before she cannot take it any longer and must finally resign.

I’m actually impressed by this bit:

Asset forfeiture is a scandal and a travesty. If conducted at all it should be court-approved and paid into the state like taxes, not used as an individual sheriff’s personal or departmental slush fund.

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

With Google Reviews following right behind.

Yelp is a tool for clueless morons, always has been, always will be.

With his other arm.