What an amazing and emotional story...someone must have put onions in my computer or something.

‘Bama Dipshit to Actual Scientist: “Rock Tide”

There was once a magical time when I-35 wasn’t packed. This was also a time when going from Georgetown to Austin meant open land on either side of I-35.

This one is more of a lie-of-omission type of thing:
My kids are entirely unaware that automatic transmissions have been invented. I’m going to let them live in this blissful ignorance as long as I can. Hopefully well past when they start driving.

Good boy.

If I count my master cylinder and lock cylinders, it’s not a lie. I drive a 14-cylinder Mustang.

“Never attribute to malice what you can attribute to user error”

Or maybe

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

Won’t someone please think of the poor automakers!

Are you a defense attorney?

Camille always was the compleat enabler.

Heidi Thomas was just a woman with a bizarre story finally getting her shot at fame. “She wanted to be a star,” Bliss said, “and she’s living the dream now.”

Thoroughly. I feel like I need a shower after reading all that.

Winner, winner chicken dinner - bet he gets his own cable show out of this should he so desire

I have a completely unproven and unsubstantiated theory

I never want the Stormy Daniels thing to end, because that would mean less Avenatti on teevee.

When it comes to Michael Avenatti his self-assuredness that he’s about to send some skulls rolling that just adds to the whole package.

In any case those buttons are working harder than he likely ever has.

One, Michael Avenatti becomes more and more attractive every time I see him. Two, on top of everything else, the Right has turned on Trump for the Syria bombings. Alex Jones was literally crying on Twitter after it happened. These people are nuts.