What the fuck is a Fetty Wap? Is it something similar to a Nae Nae? Fucking kids need to get off my damn lawn.

I believe they did back in the day. I was genuinely surprised to see a current-gen Super Duty clip on an Excursion in a current TV show. That’s a whole lot of budget for something unique but not unique at the same time.

Truth. I dig the Jeep pickup, but the downside to a pickup down in Baja is the open bed. Hard to secure your stuff in side unless you have a cap on it. The Excursion, tho, you can store your longboards in that thing with no problem.

Awesomeness and drugs. That’s what was going on in the 70s.

Excellent choice! I approve!

Not what I would want. As much as a ginormous beast like that could be useable off-road, I figure a 3 inch lift would be about right to get some 35s on it. And no I’m not talking about 22 inch wheels and 45 series tires. You need sidewalls for cushioning and flexibility. Plus, in my preferred area of Baja (great surf…

I’ve always had this weird love for the Excursion, and totally dig on this concept. These were even featured in a TV show last year. Forget which one, but I think it was one of the government crime dramas on CBS, like one of the NCIS shows or Madam Secretary.

Probably because it appears to be the F-150 cab with a Super Duty front clip. The lines and proportions seem a bit off. I like the front clip, tho. Beasty!

Hell yeah!

Yeah, it will be extremely difficult with the new (doing my best Jezza here) alu-minium body. It would look pretty sweet, tho.

This company will also do the stretch conversion for 6 doors (or whatever). Agreed that the Expedition Max will cover most people’s needs, but it isn’t a Heavy Duty frame like the Excursion, and the IRS makes it extremely difficult to lift into an uber Bro Dozer, unlike an Excursion.

Yes. Old Excursion body onto the back of the Super Duty truck base.

Now we just have to wait for Custom Autos By Tim to work their Excursion conversion magic on this!

This makes me irrationally happy! Don’t stop being you, Doug!

Not bad. Not as jarring as the Maxima’s design. Jeez, between Nissan and Toyota, they’re going for the Ugly Awards. Acura has toned down the beak, Honda isn’t outrageous, Lexus is still hideous, Mazda is about the only Japanese make with a decent sense of style.

JLR has got to be just hating the timing of this! Ultimately, though, it seems that diesel’s days are numbered...at least for passenger cars. China doesn’t seem to like diesel, because of the particulates. Norway is considering banning diesels in certain municipalities, and London is also considering this. France is…

This is why (apologies to DeMuro) I would consider a Lexus LX or GX over a Rover/Rover Sport. If I decided to not go the SUV route, this would absolutely be under consideration. Maybe the GS for a tad bit more sport, but these are great cars, going all the way back to the original, when a buddy and I took his dad’s…

Gasoline, definitely. Ponderosa Pines also have that sweet sweet vanilla scent from in between the bark.

After re-watching the CX9 and Pilot test results, that XC90 crash is crazy impressive.

Am I watching Gymkhana? 2F2F? An episode of Narcos? Did I eat the worm out of that bottle of mescal? Who cares? Heading to ebay to order some neon!