Love that 90s Ford corporate steering wheel.

TL;DR, busted for speeding in Mom’s car, with her blessing.

I totally, unironically, platonically love you man.

Certainly not the first bit of heroism gone good publicity for Jeep, not even the first story to be reported in Jalopnik. Hell, this one’s old enough that it predates Jalopnik’s current head Jeep enthusiast (and today’s story’s author), David Tracy.

It’s an ACR Viper of the final generation. Might actually be the last production Viper, but with the carbon aero bits, pretty sure that makes it an ACR.

I no longer reside in hardcore winter areas, but when I did, here is my 2007 Chevy Trailblazer in its former home of Fort McMurray, Alberta.

Once again, Torchlopnik getting it done!

Dear God somebody send him some Jalop stickers for that secksy beast! Give him the bump!

Top consideration for an evac, especially one that you know will take a shit-ton of time and where fuel availability is going to be a crap shoot, is fuel economy. Being stuck in traffic for 12+ hours for anything, much less a literal run for your life moment is gonna suck down the fuel. So yeah, leave the nicer cars…

Tavarish tweeted the other day that he just spent 22 hours driving a Hyundai, so I’m assuming he went to New Jersey to his parents’ place.

We got my wife a 2017 A4 to replace her F30 328i. The 3 was good, the A4 is just worlds better. Rides better, handles better, much nicer interior (befitting a $50k car), seems quicker and gets better mileage. We got it in March 2016 when they first hit the dealers (first one in town, akshully), and we love it. We’d…

Sadly, it’s growing in me. I’m still not a fan, but I’m getting used to it. Still, on something as large as the RX, much less the Landcruiser-based LX570, it still looks absurd.

The Predator grille.

You know what? Fuck it. Let’s legalize everything. Whatever. Let the shit sort itself out. Starting with Minnesota.

Loved all the ‘Murican boats out there (Eldorado?!? ‘Burb?!? Raptor?!? Wrangler?!?), but that German A-Team van was epic! And that VW Bus was flat moving!

I thought Jeep had patented red tow hooks...

#COTD completely! Every single bit of this!

Awesome, and I am soooo jealous! Please try and more of these!

As Jalop an article (and subject of an article) as it gets. Always dug that vintage Maxima. Now I must head off to the interwebs to see if I can dig up a worthy specimen.

Torch, you are a goddamned national treasure! You need to find a set on eBay and install them on the TorchBug. Or Ballaban’s Yugo.