Lower the value of the room? Quite the opposite! Our ISP demands the “guests” watch only the recommended content, and not BYOD. And we want to mine all that valuable streaming and banking and searching metadata they so generously donate to us while on our network, so we can package it with all of their demographic…

More like “way more people die of flu, and you don’t see people buying masks for that.” They don’t work, and fear isn’t logical. 

THANK YOU.

So, not to the Funko then? No Funko link shown.

So, not to the Funko then? No Funko link shown.

HOLY SHIT this just brought back some repressed childhood trauma...
We had a stoplight in the elementary school cafeteria.
It would turn yellow and “beep beep beep” if we got too loud (or maybe it was controlled by a teacher... I think it was automated though.) Then if we didn’t shut up within ~5 seconds of it beeping…

Audi’s ads snuck in at 2nd worst in this Super Bowl, only due to the absolute shitshow of hypocrisy that the Verizon virtue-signalling marketers puked out.

Nice troll! Shall I knit my clothes from my cotton field and sheep wool, too?

THANK YOU. I love that chart.
You’ll notice that “Have 1 less kid” is worth >58 Tons Per Year. That’s more than everything else you could possibly do times about 10. I won’t ever have kids, so I’m really not interested in anyone else opinion of my lifestyle on the other points.

There’s really not evidence that recycling (outside of super-reusable materials like aluminum and very clean paper/cardboard) even has a positive net impact. Landfills are perfectly fine for holding all kinds of waste, and they’re not going to fill up.

The solution is USE LESS MATERIAL, so signing up for the online rece…

Awful.
That’s hardly a tease - I can tell it’s a truck. I prefer the “roofline-only” teasers like the Cybertuck and Mustang Mockery - I can see the tires! How indecent!

What’s the thought on adding a kid to a high-limit, low-usage card and then never actually giving it to them so it’s on the report, but not a spending risk? I was added to my parents store account as a kid (with a tiny <$1000 limit) and it did help my credit, but I can’t help but wonder if being on the “Big Ticket Item…

Ditto. I use one at work, since I hate the way it feels to move a mouse (MX Master) on the ancient desks or sit/stand surfaces in my workplace.

Ditto. I use one at work, since I hate the way it feels to move a mouse (MX Master) on the ancient desks or…

Another reason I prefer exit rows: Extra legroom. Plus, the row in front usually can’t recline as much. On American it’s in “Main Cabin Extra” so that also includes free in-flight alcohol.
Definitely avoid partitions - apparently that’s also where the “service mini-horses” can get seated (how is that a thing?)

Super fake.
But “I drive the car I’ve paid off because I’m afraid my employer might hit a rough patch due to terrible financial decisions, like needlessly insulting its employees or paying more attention to the state of the parking lot than our target market.”

I’d just grab the Ti-83 stuck in the box with my old yearbooks, instead of installing the buggy, unsupported mess that the Insider build would unleash - but it’s cool to see that MS will support this in a future retail build.

Ditto. I wouldn’t say they ever had the best ANC ever but it’s clearly doing something, and sounds the same to me as it did before. A2084, 2C54, 1.0.0

That “Give it to a Foster Kid” should be in the headline, if not the first paragraph. Don’t leave such a positive and meaningful idea nearly forgotten at the end, like so many foster kids feel.

CHARGE YOUR PHONE

I tried to like it, and test drove it multiple times in ‘12 when I bought my last car. It was truly awful, though.
It reminded me of all the things I hated most in my beloved Honda Prelude (no power, tiny, poor economy for the size, felt like it was zip-tied together) but the quirky looks and “small Honda” charm do not…

OK I don’t see how it’s anything like a “Rare Opportunity”... but that color scheme on this car is pretty great. My brother has a Mustang of this body style in plain white and it’s gorgeous - but this is something really special.