Wow, that’s rude. Am I seeing a different headline than you, or isn’t ‘Satellite’ in Scare Quotes that indicate the intention that they are using a word improperly...

No. Rockets do get very hot as they go into space, but they are designed to handle that amount of heat due to their shape and their materials. Engineers have a great deal of control over how fast a rocket will climb, and gravity is slowing them down too. Also, rockets are going their SLOWEST when they are in the…

Like I’m going to take advice from a guy wearing THOSE glasses, and who is famous for selling coffee with butter in it as some kind of mental booster. What a nut.

Nobody said it had something to do with “committing a crime” - this is a very specific threat. Not just any random crime.

NO no no no, that’s an entirely inadequate response. TEACHERS ARE MANDATORY REPORTERS. That teacher is required BY LAW to go to the police with a threat of violence like this.

The dealership model is utterly broken. Like most things with a lot of $$$ on the line, there are too many ways for shady and unethical jerks to make a buck. The saleman ain’t your pal, and the finance guy is the devil.

I’m having trouble thinking of a time when a stranger left my car in BETTER condition than I left it. I’m more used to dings, dents, scratches, and the occasional busted trim or housing.

I’d say you should leave it alone and forget it, unless it’s a safety issue or one where a friendly note could help - one that…

Oh cool, Connor Prairie! I grew up within 5 miles of that.

This post is a lazy cover for that advertisement though. Shame on Kotaku’s absentee editors for not rejecting this shit.

Solid, heavy, Cherry MX Blue keyboards will definitely be satisfying to type on, until your coworkers use them to bash your head in due to their constant loud CLICK CLACK CLICK CLACK.

Solid, heavy, Cherry MX Blue keyboards will definitely be satisfying to type on, until your coworkers use them to…

These Tesla features exist only for people who want less responsibility for their actions, yet they require a new level of attentiveness and new skills. That’s horrifying and negligent. 

Seriously?

Nope.

Yeah, ~10 years ago. I really tried to justify not calling, but I decided I might be saving some lives if he got some help.

This dude literally slept through 2 stoplight cycles at a major intersection leading onto a freeway, and he didn’t respond to me honking or banging on his window. I wasn’t sure if he was drunk,…

This is illegal. It’s FRAUD. Don’t do this.

You see stories of this all the time where things didn’t go so great, and now the kid has trashed credit because Mom had three cards and a mortgage in the kid’s name, and they didn’t find out until they went to buy a car or get a job in certain field - and OOPS bad credit,…

Those guys must have an incredible ad budget, or they are targeting all their money to advertise on every site and news channel that I frequent. This is at least the 10th time I’ve seen this product mentioned this week. I’m sure the product is fine, and I do like their tear-downs... but the marketing barrage is…

Those guys must have an incredible ad budget, or they are targeting all their money to advertise on every site and…

I probably insane, but wouldn’t the amount of cash we’re pouring into “self-driving” probably buy an insane amount of busses? Couldn’t we realistically replace these troublesome urban drivers by just not allowing urban drivers?

Counterpoint:

I don’t want “The Correct, Best Coffee” - and I’m sure I wouldn’t find that at Starbucks.

“But Life” has nothing to do with it. You should absolutely stop using credit cards, Hard Stop. I don’t know what “Balances way too high” is to you, but let’s pretend that means slightly above the average “in debt” American’s credit balance - call it $10,000 split across those two cards evenly. You would spend over $23…

Who cares? I pay 0%. Never ever ever leave a balance, and you never pay interest.