Okay, but tennis doesn’t require you to be hugely jacked either - lots of women play tennis at a very high level. It’s just that virtually any man in the top 300 of professional male tennis players could beat the hell out of any woman on the planet at tennis. This isn’t even disputed.

This strongly suggests that you don’t know jack about F1 racing. There’s some pretty intense G-forces involved, and those cars don’t have power steering, brakes, or clutches. Physically weaker people are going to have a much harder go of it.

It has definitely paid for itself. If they take Mastercard, they have to take Moviepass.

Moveiepass homie. Currently $90 a year.

I mean, I pay $89 a year to see as many movies as I want, then bring beef jerky and a flask. It’s not too stressful.

I have yet to see a post-Hellboy shirtless picture of him where he isn’t in costume as Hellboy (which very likely involves some latex body sculpting), so I am not convinced he actually is all jacked now. Like, I am sure he got in better shape, but I think if he was in Bale or Affleck as Batman shape, there’d be a…

Yeah, I think he’s done. There’s not much of a way forward to continuing service in the Senate when you’ve gone on trial for corruption, even if not convicted.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

If there is resistance (and their is) to throwing Franken, Conyers, and Menendez under the bus, it’s because the names (that will come out at some point soon) of the congressional sexual harassment settlements probably look worse for the Dems than the Republicans.

You know the odd thing? No one’s talking about Bob Menedez in all of this, even though he was just on trial for corruption and accused of soliciting underaged Dominican prostitutes. You’d think that would be germane to this national conversation.

It is kinda the heart of the matter. “That’s gross! It’s just scentless, tasteless, colorless pee!” Well, okay I guess? I don’t think it actually is, but I think I am okay with it under those circumstances.

I dunno, I was once on a kick for a bit where I got pretty good at producing that phenomenon in women, and in my experience most were capable of high volume production, which never carried a whiff of urine.

You left out “The recipient might find out they are very likely to contract a particular disease due to a high genetic predisposition, and that’s a fucking bummer of a thing to find out from a Christmas present.”

More than three exclamation points in a message is reserved for teenaged girls and soccer announcers. Slow your roll.

We need to move the bunk beds to make room for activities!

Ahh the old ad hominem coupled with “delete your account” - fallback of rhetorical losers since the dawn of messageboards.

And yet, here you are.

It sure is easy to rustle your jimmies.

Except the economy remained lackluster for the following 7 years of Obama’s presidency. He had an average annual GDP growth of 1.5%, and his best year was 2.6% which puts him at historically bad levels for the economy. He had 8 fucking years, he can’t blame all 8 years of shitty economic growth on the great recession.