Correct me if I'm wrong, but I always thought that with most women mental arousal is just as important as physical arousal. So, just because you're vagina is ready to go, doesn't mean your brain is the same.

Yeah, I mean, if we're swapping anecdata then I will just throw in that every women (not on birth control) I've been intimate with on a ongoing basis wanted to get fucked good and hard when she was ovulating. The body knows what it wants, even if the conscious mind isn't looking for that.

The one caused by sexual arousal in your sleep? That one? Doesn't count for "random boner" - we don't actually get "random" erections; when men say "random" we mean "due to a relatively insignificant sexual stimulus, like seeing a cute woman's ass, that should not have triggered a full-blown hardon."

Always do sober what you said you'd do while drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Embrace pineapple duck curry. It is your friend.

I'd feel kind of bad eating, because that are such smart and social animals. But, then, so are pigs and octopi and I will eat the fuck out of some bacon and calamari.

Alleging that it's legally child porn is a pretty effective tactic if plausible, as it is here.

Making enough money to never have to work again in exchange for violating someone's privacy in a manner that will ultimately serve to drive up their popularity and probably benefit their career and make them millions of dollars? Kind of an ethical quandary, really.

That was a man's sex tape though. It's different.

They might be, though it wasn't mentioned. If I had to guess why not though, it's that a women's vaginal taste will be impacted by the bacteria that lives there, whereas cum is basically a on the spot mixture of seminal fluid from the prostate and semen from the testes (much like a soda fountain mixes carbonated…

Works for falls too

They also instinctively spread out their limbs and body when falling, reducing their speed due to wind resistance.

Well, the vast majority of non-poly non-open relationships go down in flames anyway, so why not get some strange out of the oncoming train wreck?

This is only like, 25% more detailed and demanding than most women's OKC profiles. They never seem to realize that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Which is to say, the dudes you don't want messaging you aren't reading your massive bullet point list of demands and will message you anyway, and the sort…

His face never grew after the Sixth Sense, only his head.

Isn't that a bit presumptively assholish of you? "OMG a bunch of mostly white (presumably straight) college dudes made a video, expect incoming homophobia!"

So, by your logic, someone who votes democrat supports: the non-judicial assassination of American citizens abroad by the government, the warrantless wire-tapping of American citizens and allied foreign heads of state, the continued maintenance of the war on drugs, banking policies that enable Wall Street to…

There are plenty of reasons to hit a woman. You just don't DO it.

For being in briefs, there is a noticeable lack of bulge. Like any. I'm no expert at bulge spotting, but that guy could be a Ken doll for all I can tell.

Not to mention that when a man's private sexual pics are leaked (Anthony Wiener, Kanye, etc.) he's a gross pervert. When a woman's is leaked, she has suffered a grievous invasion of privacy. Da fuq?