So you excuse the weak willed women willing to murder for him so they could be his #1 fucktoy?

Do you fucking watch True Detective? It is not a show about well adjusted law enforcement personnel.

Several times.

Honestly, do you give a shit? I have no urge to punt a rodent, but who the fuck cares? That squirrel is going to be hawk/coyote food at some point in the near future, these assholes very moderately stepped up the pace of the process. Dick move, but does it really warrant an indignant blog post lamenting the moral…

Nope. I have never heard a straight man complain of getting a pussy shot. We're fine with it. Really, send 'em on in. We'll manfully deal with it, somehow.

Thanks, gay bro.

He's from upstate New York.

Who gives a shit if they care about women, it's not relevant here; they care about their reputation and making money, and they know as well as you do (or should) that if that video showed anything that wasn't exculpatory and they let him off with a slap on the wrist, it would get leaked out and be a PR nightmare for…

People are "coming up" with things because both the police and NFL reviewed the footage and went "nope, can't prosecute / seriously punish the guy for that" - which means it shows something other than the dude just going apeshit on her. Learn to think.

No, cheesedick, you assumed a specific action had taken place, I posited that any number of alternative events could have taken place and neither you nor I have any basis to claim a particular one is more likely. Try again.

What evidence do you have that he closed-fist punched her? Have you seen the video? Maybe he slapped her and it rattled her drunk brain inside her skull, maybe he pushed her and she fell and smacked her head. You are assuming facts not in evidence.

206lb is not a beast, dude. That's a moderately big guy. If I let myself either put of 20lb of fat or hit the gym for 4 months and put on the same amount of muscle I top that, and I don't clear six foot.

You say that like knocking someone out is an intentional and planned action and not say, the result of: 1) slapping someone too hard across the face/temple; 2) pushing someone away from you causing them to fall down and hit their head; 3) accidentally striking someone in the course of trying to restrain them.

Look at you with your logic and shit.

Yes, it generally does in every jurisdiction in America.

We don't know what happened in the elevator. Maybe she started clawing at him or kicked him the nuts. There physical assaults that will absolutely provoke an ordinary man into striking someone, regardless of a differential in size.

I can't see the embedded pic. That said, I would ordinarily assume from the pictures (the Instagram stuff, not the posed shoot) the couple was dating. But, after hearing him speak and him sounding pretty gay, I wouldn't be surprised if they were just friends. Girls I know post pics like that with their GBFFs…

It's possible, and I could be wrong, but I'm getting a bit of GBFF vibe from these pictures, to be honest.

You mom sounds like a bitch who valued her political convictions over the happiness and autonomy of her daughter.

I did not realize Pedro Pascal was gay until I heard him speak normally. The girls on Tumblr will be heartbroken.