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Because weddings aren't sexually significant. Totally.

Awww sweetie, you keep telling yourself that.

Bring the Filipino. I think horror movie death-order is linked to boxing skill and American social hierarchy (the higher the boxing skill, the lower the social ranking), so as a black guy the Filipino should, theoretically, die before you.

Drew on Deadspin manages to use ALL CAPS like an exotic spice, very sparingly and to great effect. Lindy West and other Jez writers just pound the shift key and go to town like it's a bag of Doritos for plundering.

Like, Sammie Davis Jr. jew black?

Time period is off, but there was quite a long while in Egypt when the ruling class was white and the rest of the populace was a mixture of African and Arabic descent. Egypt was ruled by Macedonians and Romans for roughly 600 years.

If it's a women's space why don't you leave and go play with all the other whiny little girls on Tumblr or Pinterest?. OK!!

I bet your Tumblr is shitty and derivative.

Caps lock, despite what you may think, is not cruise-control for cool. It just makes you look like a shouting idiot.

It doesn't strike you as just a teensy bit fucked up that this guy is being charged with a crime but based on this story we A) don't know what the picture was of, and B) don't know what the woman was wearing (relevant as to whether an upskirt shot or the like was even possible)?

The dudes in all of those bands probably smash a gratuitous amount of vagina because they are famous for being in shitty bands. The universe is indifferent to this tragedy, but it's true.

For ordinary girls, it's like +5, but for famous actresses? Like +1.

Girls don't know that until after they fuck you, therefore to get that train rolling you have to be able to spit some game. Unless your opening like is "I massage clit when I fuck. Wanna bang?"

Ahh... gotcha.

Oh, nicely done!

the high rate of suicide among males

Why do you give a shit? By any objective metric (albums sold, most top singles, being the best selling artist of the 2000s, and having the most complicated, varied, and overall best flow of any current commercial rapper) Eminem is the best living rapper - what do you think skin color has to do with musical ability in

The entire movie is about the importance of maintaining hope, and that bad things happen when you don't. That's the purpose of showing Carol from the Walking Dead with her kids, because she didn't abandon hope. Conversely, the people in the grocery store gave up hope and turned into a murderous doomsday cult. Or, in

Nope, you missed every actual definition of the term.

Exactly.