I was always partial to this:

My first - 1977 Toyota Corolla SR5 Deluxe.

Finally, the a question where the answer isn’t a Miata!

I believe this is how North Carolina does it. The inspection stations are state-run and cannot perform repairs. That’s not to say the operators can’t fail a vehicle and recommend theire uncle’s shop down the road.

I’d be happy if South Carolina just checked that vehicle lights functioned and that the jackass I pass every morning with the jacked up ‘02 Silverado had his aftermarket HIDs aimed (or removed) properly. HIDs don’t belong in old reflector housings.

I loved it. The banter was amusing and actually made me laugh out loud at times.

That sucks. The GS is the first model in their lineup that doesn’t scream “I’m just a tarted up Toyota!”

I thought the whole post was a joke. Since the lead is that the shareholders were presented with a joke at first, maybe the whole story is a gag.

What’s all the liquid that ends up on the following vehicle’s windshield?

I think scientists call this “natrual selection”.

They love the poor until the move into their neighborhood or stop voting for them.

+1. I live in South Carolina, and the best summer vehicle I had was a 2005 Toyota Tundra. What made it special? It had an A/C vent directly below the steering column to cool the nether regions. Glorious!

Now I know where that missing digit from Herbie’s 53 went - it’s creating a bulge in someone’s khaki’s.

I can confirm a 1977 Toyota Corolla Deluxe coupe can do 107 mph with 4 teenagers crammed into it. It will NOT stop from that speed by the hand-brake alone. It needs help; like what only an embankment can provide.

Is it just me, or does Sarah’s $101 for a Flex sound more like an hourly rental? I bet there’s another cleaning fee to boot.

Other than the depressing ending of the story, I have to agree with the T’n’A agency here. Can you imagine sitting next to the child playing with this bear or having to check your laptop bag because this bear took up 3 rows’ worth of overhead?

Except for the CX5, it’s very difficult to fit 2 adults, 2 pre-teens, and a toddler with a car seat in all of those comfortably. You either have to sacrifice the front passenger or hope the pre-teens survive being ejected from the back seat in the event of a wreck. Even the CX5 will make the middle rider in the back…

jizzawatts are saved for $kay’s COTD posts.