Great. If I ever convert to an EV, I’ll have to buy a new charger every time Apple forces a firmware update on me. This ranks right up there with GM’s designed obsolescence.

It’s not accidental. It’s called parking by braille. It maximizes available space.

I had a 2005 Toyota Tundra that was equipped with a crotch vent. Best.Idea.Ever. Every vehicle since I’ve thought about adding one.

A coworker did exactly this when his Pontiac Firebird got totalled. A heck of an option if you can live with faux wood panels.

I would think you’d want a new driver to have to deal with the potential of rolling backwards on a hill. It’d be better to learn early so as not to be surprised when a different car does start to roll backwards.

I can attest to this as well. My first car was a ’77 Corolla Deluxe. Two doors and 4 on the floor.

But, it is, truly, the Cadillac of minivans!

Don’t worry. Once you update your CarOS, the cops’ GPS readers will no longer work with the system.

At least you can still get into and out of your BMW, even if you can’t jam to the B52's while coasting to your love shack.

I’m pretty sure nobody will mistake a Ferrari for a Hyundai with its silly, normal doors.

Is there supposed to be sarcasm in there or just a typo? Last I checked, Britain was, technically, still part of the United Kingdom.

Local dealers seem to always offer a BOGO - buy a Cherokee and get a Dart or 200 or something. I guess they figure you’ll need a spare since one will always be in the shop.

Reminds me of:

Isn’t Carnival the same company that has numerous fires, disabled vessels, and the Costa Concordia? I can’t imagine this would end well if these guys tried it.

When my parents downsized from a GMC conversion van that couldn’t stay out of the transmission shop, my mom bought a 4runner. This was back in ‘87. Back then, minivans were HIDEOUS or a Chrysler. That generation actually created the minivans we have today - stylish, comfortable, the perfect family hauler. SUVs were…

Seems fair since they both use the same roads, which is what the gas tax was supposed to pay for to begin with. The only difference is the source of the energy used in propulsion and the weight.

So, are you inviting me up for the weekend? If so, have the Aston Martin lawyers written an appropriately long liability waiver to go along with the warranty?

I like the idea of notifying people their brake lights are out or something like that, but it doesn’t need to be in a way that’s intended to shame. It’s easy to go without a tail light for a while and that’s a terrible excuse the cops use to stop otherwise innocent folks.

Kind of ironic from the guy that does just that.