That’s just bad luck Chive. All the other regions have reported their food is top-notch.

There’s a time and a place for that, and it’s not now.

Ohio grown, indeed

Bwaaaaa!!! 👍👍

“She stands out because bi and large”?

Ashlyn and Alyssa? Naw. I have it on good authority that Colby, Tanner, and Madison are far superior keepers, and frankly people.

“He who controls the placement of their posts of goal shall never want for victory.”

How about instead of “A Couple of Punts” we go with "A Pair of Cu..." never mind.

“He really did.”

Omg. Yes. WBC. Ha!

“Stand your ground.”

Despite the NFL’s attempt to assert authority for which it never bargained, and its embarrassing refusal to thoughtfully consider the fair question and viewpoint of a man who has performed his job in a public arena at the highest level for over fifteen years...

Lochte, we hardly knew ye...

What does it say about the collective intelligence of the other dingdongs that Lochte, who would be hard-pressed to out-think a bag of dicks, is the only one who managed to evade capture by fleeing the country?

Yeah, I wonder what those intelligent people (who know to start sentences with a capital and end them with a period) make of all this.

Wait, you mean it has nothing to do with the INEXPLICABLE FACT that NBC hasn’t figured out a way to show us the names or even the nationalities of the swimmers at times other than immediately at the start, and after its over???

KANSAS
We’re not Florida but we’ll be there soon.

This is easy, but where is the All of the Above button??