Sad but true. Can you arrange for Fox and Friends to read this shit out?

I suspect given the $ involved it would be like a pro wrestling feud.

The grift is too important to spoil it over something as trivial as principles.

Wouldn't matter if he looked like the love child of a Heidi Klum and Alison Brief; his vile mission to destroy the only (super imperfect) counterweight to the absolute domination of unfettered capitalism is the thing that matters.

*wearily adds another entry into the list of musical genres I despise*

This is why we can't have nice things

I would see that gritty remake of Jurassic World.

Well obviously

Sorry wrong thread.

So you're recommending we drink piss? No, no I've heard enough.

The cancer pity f*ck was pretty full on too.

Exactly. I ended up having to give the yeast a kick in a very cool oven because I ran out of time.

You misunderstand precisely how petty I am.

Yeah. It's an irrational argument to get into. Goddamn I tried to cook a good pizza. Mandolin for the onionsand tomatoes, good quality salami and ham, very hot oven. Bless him he even tried to lie to me.

Just jesting. I enjoyed Naples and loved their pizza.

Add alcohol.

Do not pull that Naples bulkshit on me.

Fair enough.

Jesus Christ that's cold

No meat?