Also on queue... M O O S E

And the Tigers needed the Jays to lose their last 7 games, including 4 to the Tigers to win the division even with that record. Meanwhile, those Twins lost their last 5 (including a season ending sweep at the hands of those Royals) and coasted in to the post-season.

Of  course there is infighting. They’re pirates! 

I’m sorry. I’ve been drinking this evening so I choose to believe this is a late (and mean!) April Fools joke.

FUCK.

I want to grind this comment to a fine powder and snort it.

Truly a battle between the resistible force and the moveable object.

A plague on both your houses

Yes. Just like President Trump’s actions have been 3D spock level chess strategy no can can fully comprehend. Then again, sometimes idiots will idiot and end up perfectly parallel parking.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

The Raiders got Cold Feet fast

I 100% believe Gruden was hyped by that video

Gruden saying “Please stop this shit” was just him trying to get the sewage leak fixed at the Coliseum.

Definitely the best episode of Hard Knocks.

I mean. I don’t NOT want to attend that seminar...

I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.

Subject: DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN ——AT THE GATES THAT KEEP HELL FROM ONCE AGAIN SEEPING AFTER 70 YEARS OF ACQUIESCENCE INTO OUR EPHEMERAL ETHERIAL…

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

In case anyone did not get the reference to a 28 year old SNL skit:

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.