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College Football Coaches: “See, I’m old school. I-“

I see a photo of him clapping and my mind immediately goes to this:

It’s a welcome change from the last owner, who got exciteable about black people for all the wrong reasons.

The fact that Steve Ballmer isn’t consistently soaking-wet is incredible.

He finally buy that pack of cigarettes?

Just another reason the NL is superior ball. They just play through when this stuff is done.

They can find his dad?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Getting suckered by the Braves really put you guys on the map!

It’s because he didn’t do anything truly bad like kneel for the flag.

a lot of these guys at the top are morons, who couldn’t spell realpolitick

I don’t know, is using Carmelo on defense ever a smart move?

Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

“Next season: simple quad injury mismanaged. Mets’ Alonso to have leg amputated”

Not bad for a dude approaching his 125th birthday!

Tomorrow: Pete Alonso battling bruised quad, will be able to stay in lineup.

The reminder went out Friday to all employees, including Le Batard, according to an ESPN employee who spoke on condition of anonymity Saturday because the person was not authorized to speak publicly about personnel matters.

I acknowledge that you are entitled to this awful opinion.