Since it was found in a tomb, I’m gonna guess it didn’t work.

The optics of finding an immortality potion in a tomb are going to be a real blow to the entire alchemy industry.

+1 god Len was horrible

Len has always been indulging in his self-defeat.

What is the better part of a Natty Light 12 pack? The cardboard box?

It’s an okay story, I guess.

They tried to book Sisqo, but he canceled last week when he could no longer see that Thon.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

“Why is this still a crime?”

Basketball
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Glaring
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Lol Fuck em all. Go Tiafoe

I think their next celebration should be the Canes, scattered all over the ice, shaking their collective fists at invisible clouds.

Had not seen it. This is really fucking good.

I am sure 99% of the people on here have seen this but...this one never gets old.

Breaking news: [Broncos trade for quarterback]

Franny and Stephen A should record a podcast on football...then never release it.

Theory No. 7: Would-be fans spend 97% of their disposable income on mirrored Oakleys, Jimmy Buffet paraphernalia, Valtrex and stickers of Calvin pissing on things.

“And that’s fine, just dont pretend the game could ever do anything to make you like it.”

> Yes, the games take slightly less time than it takes for dinosaurs to become petroleum.

This is all going to feel so stupid when he has Akili Smith’s career.