That’s a lot, but I guess they could take out some seats after Fresno State plays.

Yes, thanks to Vinatieri’s last-second FG’s and Pete Carrol being a goddamn moron. But the comeback against Atlanta is the only true feat of “holy shit” in his Super Bowl career.  This game was absolutely atrocious, on both sides.

Objectively, that was the worst Super Bowl ever.

I could be wrong, but jeffvanhungry may have meant the Maginot Line.

To be fair, his pest control results are still mixed at best. Catching one bat doesn't erase 70 years of getting clowned by that fucking road runner.

Man, that’s a lot of words just to make a semi-workable cat pun.

I also am a fan of your comments, but I feel that creating a burner to commend yourself was unnecessary.

Captain Munnerlyn?

Classic self burn.

No, I really hate their fans. 

Christ that means pinning our hopes on the Tampa Bay Lightning

Hey at least Chelsea's not in the Champions League this year

You are not, nor will ever be, me.

point guard Lonzo Ball’s camp

You never want to see a young man struggle in his career, but when that struggle makes LaVar Ball look like a horse’s ass, it really helps the medicine go down.

I’m pretty sure in discussions adjacent to basketball one should never bet on the Raptors. 

The timeout must have worked, as the Spurs went on a 132-117 run after stopping the Wizards’ momentum.

I haven’t seen a trophy get messed up that badly since Donnie No-Wall unplugged Melania while she was still installing updates.

To be fair, Witten had never held any NFL trophies before.

He’ll go in....20 years after he dies via the Veteran’s committee.