Does that mean he gets to wear the turnover chain?

The U is back!

I’ll always remember exactly where I was when I learned of the tragic cancellation of the First Responder Bowl, which was this article, which was also the place where I first learned of the tragic existence of the First Responder Bowl.

You gotta feel for these kids. At the beginning of the year, nobody thought Boise State could win, let alone compete in, the Servpro First Responder Bowl. Unfortunately they won’t have a chance to prove them wrong. Hate to see that. 

Wouldn’t an unusual result be him passing his drug test?

The Raiders location history is basically that of the ultimate west coast Boomer. 60's NorCal flower child —> 80's LA cokehead —> 90's aging hippie moving back home —> 10's retiring to Vegas to play blackjack all day until broke or dead

Just for a second I thought it was the Cowboys stadium

I would like to be in a kayak when Nathan Peterman throws his first pass into McCovey Cove.

Well, there goes the Dodgers’ likability. 

I’m just glad that Jerry Lewis isn’t around to make this into a movie.

Absurd?  Yes.  Hilarious? Absoooolutely

Some men just want to watch the world burn. But even the Joker thinks this is fucking absurd.

Now look, I don’t mean to mock this movie too much; it’s a tear-jerker, sad ending...but good god, what kind of a mortician doesn’t cover up the bee bites?

Come on, “Philip SHIVERS” was right there, man.

Stephen A Smith is the Ron Burgundy of sportscasting.  Somewhere there are writers practically choking on laughter “HE ACTUALLY SAID IT!”

“This is the game where Ryan Leaf finally delivers on the potential that the Chargers drafted him for!”

“Look. You just don’t bet against a team with Joe Montana at QB. You just don’t.”

Legitimately, how does this happen? Does anyone work in broadcasting here?  He’s speaking so fluidly as though he’s prepared, but the Mad Libs of players is all wrong. 

Are you even allowed to coach if you’re that handsome? Rowr. 

McCann. Ty Cobb had the disadvantage of playing when a lot of those rules were actually still written.