This game (and its support) is so fucked up that at this point I would expect the replacement bags to be shipped filled with asbestos and broken glass.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Dude, slow down you’ve still got to drive home.  

?? I hrdly know her!!

My question is what the fuck. 

The comparison is especially apt since those were Hezonja’s only two points in the game. Doing one good thing and celebrating like you won the MVP is the Swaggiest P of all.

I’ve heard they’re working on a fourth version of sambo but I’d rather wait for sambo number 5.

How is Serena’s tantrum eligible for Best Athlete Meltdown but not Best Tennis Meltdown? If the Westminster Dog Show has taught me anything, it that you can’t win Best in Show without winning Best in Group first.

He probably had a higher chance of being penalized for hitting those QBs than for hitting those women.

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

And it is probably venomous.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

It was really embarrassing but in the end they got unlucky. The Bills on the other hand, CHOSE to start Nathan Peterman. 

USMNT hands down. Supposed deepest team ever, rigged qualifying system to help them make the World Cup, playing against Mexico and a bunch of banana republics, and still botched it.  While the entire world watched and laughed.

makes u think

I know Gruden is bad, but to lump him with Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, Gruden, and Gruden?  That seems harsh.

I’d appreciate if you could update the poll to reflect the appropriate RGB color code for each Jon Gruden.

Professional football in Ohio is screwy as hell!

Well if Buckeyemike2974 is cool with it...