I'm very partial to "Well that's a freebie" & "every damn time!" in the same tone Bateman says post Cornballer burn

NO MORE PARACHUTES

looks gorgeous

Tom Cruise fuckin' rules. Disagree? stay the fuck away from me

can you elaborate on the dickishness

lmao

he snorted A LOT of it

current sexual orientation: rachel mcadams working out with knives

Holy shit. Thank you for this article. Zero just might be the most criminally under appreciated comic series of the decade.

Why the fuck does this site keep reviewing this show but not Battlebots?

Anybody read the book?

You mean 'Robin Williams knuckles'

oh my sweet jesus

Retweet if you jacked off to Kirsten Dunst in Small Soldiers

They inevitably break the greatest of men

You can't detect sarcasm. You won't last long here

EV-9D9

The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.

What is Channing Tatum's tattoo?

One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.