Alright, here it is: The whole Fast and Furious franchise is shit, and Paul Walker was a goddamn pedophile.

The Fast and the Furious (2001). Sure, it is an over-the-top action franchise but being a movie about cars, it is pretty bad. I mean, “Danger to Manifold” Bad.

Gawd and that Batmobile entrance scene! Starting with that wicked sound!! So good.

Another great one: “We think the price is worth it.” in regards to 500,000 Iraqi Children starving to death. 

“The ship’s captain, Guy Bennett-Pearce, a British national, denied that Mr. Putin owned or had ever been on the yacht. “I have never seen him. I have never met him,” he said.”

Am I the only one amused that putin’s personal yacht is named for a mythical figure who managed to stay one step ahead of death by telling convoluted stories?

Tell me you just found out Poland is a far-right, ultra-nationalist, ultra-Catholic country without telling me you just found out Poland is a far-right, ultra-nationalist, ultra-Catholic country.

I’m a big fan of Hicks. I remember seeing Aliens when it was released. It was everything to me, despite the idiot men laughing in the audience because they were incapable of dealing with Ripley. I’ve always felt that Hicks endorsing Ripley’s plan to nuke the site from orbit was kind of a moment in social history. He…

Silver Lake is one of the most exclusive and expensive neighborhoods in L.A.

I personally know the engineer who made the prototypes for the battery disconnects in this car way back in the late 2000s (2008-2010 era). Complete and utter moron.

Can’t beleive I had to scroll so far for this!

I see you’re a smurf’s fan. 

I find the 156 Sharknose interesting.

He also killed the guy that killed Hitler! 

Nah. If you want a heavy, awkward-looking car-engined motorcycle, how about a Münch Mammut, powered by a 4-cylinder NSU mill?

What’s wrong with an A3? Fighting words here pal.....

The Etna is gorgeous, and still a vision of the future I prefer over today’s over-styled, disjointed, angry, testosterone-dosing origami designs.

This is not a well researched article based on fair comparisons (shocking for Jezebel, I know.)

You absolutely can be considered not legally/morally culpable as a juvenile but still be allowed the privileges of adulthood. Large swathes of the legal codes of the Western world are predicated on that concept. We absolutely can and do have it both ways on this issue all the time, and I for one am perfectly…

I’m for one extremely shocked by this turn of events...