To be fair, I have no idea how American Football on the beach or on grass is supposed to work. Aren’t you tackling people and giving them concussions and bruises and shit without the protective gear?

Or Point Break for that matter.

I am on vacation and just had my 5th glass of champagne, saw this on my phone (which weirdly doesn’t allow me to comment on Kinja...weird), got up and said to my gf “Sorry I gotta do something quickly”, logged in on my computer to set the record straight. But here you are my dear dutch friend and set the record…

The Iltis is such a cool car

Speaking of which: The day hasn’t come. Whatever the fuck it was the man created is as hideous as always. It seems like the dude is really into the cheap bodykit aesthetic.

Look, I didn’t think the day would come where I would defend Mr IAM’s automotive err output - and the day hasn’t come yet. But if this ends up being an S-Class coupe turned Rallye Fighter-ish coupe with a G-Class front, then this very day may come. What makes me cautiously optimistic, is that Mr IAM was probably…

Hi Bob, long time reader and commenter from the country that brought you Dieselgate and New Mini here. I have one question: Will we get #COTD back?

It’s astounding how well paid, experienced designers don’t seem to have a clue what to do with the front end of a car, now that (large) air-intakes aren’t necessary any longer. With BMW I kinda get it, the kidneys have been so important for their corporate identity that it’s hard for them to let go. But Mercedes and…

Haven’t driven it, nor seen it in person but here I am saying: The new Smart SUV. Why? Because the one thing that Smart had going for it was that it made for a pretty great city car in Europe. Even in the most cramped space you could fit a Smart. The car was as long as other cars are wide, so sometimes you could even…

It’s like they realized how shitty the GTI was and then over compensated with the R32.

This is beautiful!

Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that place exists. It isn’t the sort of place for leisure yachting though, Finland is super pretty by comparison.

I was thinking of the Opera first, but your point still stands.

I didn’t read the article and I have no idea what it’s about. I just came to say here that if they ever did another weird Alien prequel thing, they should cast Sebastian Stan as Corporal Hicks.

Surprisingly accurate. 

I am way too lazy to look up sales data, but I believe in Europe the Polestar is a viable Tesla competitor. Offers strong performance, good looks and high quality interior.

E30! When the E21 came out it was criticized as a weird 2002 successor. The E30 brought sexy back!

I always thought of it more as a Jacobin hat, but then again what are the smurfs if not tiny blue Jacobins?

Nope

1969 Dodge Charger Guy is Jalopniks own jingoistic cave troll. Whenever a foreign brand is mentioned in an article he has magical rage boner induced fever dream visions of how the big three crush the foreign automotive invasion with red white and blue fervor.