1969 Dodge Charger Guy is Jalopniks own jingoistic cave troll. Whenever a foreign brand is mentioned in an article he has magical rage boner induced fever dream visions of how the big three crush the foreign automotive invasion with red white and blue fervor.

I doubt you think

The Q3 or A3 is pretty much the same car as a Golf VIII or Tiguan, it just has 4 rings instead of two vowels and cost what, 3-4k€ more? That’s why I wonder why anybody would ever buy it when you can get a better deal on the same car with a different badge on it. 

This person gets it. 

Good lord, the Etna makes me feel wonderful things inside. What a gorgeous car!

Absolutely, the older I get the more I start to appreciate these clean Italian designs from the 70's and 80's.

There is nothing wrong with the car per se, the platform is very nice, but honestly I’d rather get the Seat Leon or Golf VIII instead.

The only time a Q3 or A3 get my attention is when I wonder why anybody would ever buy those cars.

The only thing I have to add here:

Bond won’t be getting out of a pile of rocks. There will be a new iteration of him aka a soft reboot, has we have seen numerous times before. I mean haven’t you wondered why Casino Royale took place in the mid aughts and not in the 50s?

No. The outcome may have been similiar, but the starting point was different. The Final Solution was all about race, i.e. the Jewish race being inferior to the Aryan race.

The Jews were the only victims of the Holocaust or Shoa, what the hypothetical person is talking about is the “Vernichtung lebensunwerten Lebens” (Annihilation of life unworthy of life) in general, which included Porajmos, T4, Homosexuals, Communists etc. 

No. All the other groups you were considered to be Untermenschen, or people of lower races that had to be eradicated or kept separate from the Aryan race.

Me too. In fact I took the day off because I couldn’t fathom how handsome this car is. My superior got pretty mad at first, but after showing him the car, he has now quit his job to re-think his life choices.

WHO REGULATES THE REGULATORS?

You think an airhead like that speaks a second language?

Is it possible for these fuckboys to get laid without impregnating someone right away?

I have seen one in person and don’t find the exterior that off-putting. Now having said that, whoever designs the UI in MBs should really understand that it’s not 2006 anymore and the Windows Media Player isn’t the pinnacle of tech any longer.

No doubt the dude is a pretentious artiste. That mouth thing is a typical „clever“ and „provoking“ act for the sake of being clever and provoking. Yet having read more articles from this writer, she comes off as your regular uncouth American swine in Europe - treating foreign cultures and customs with the kind of…

Easy fix: Just remove the clamshells and drive around with this Mad Max vehicle from hell