Long time reader and subscriber here, but not anymore because I just realized you changed the old “Nice Price or Crack Pipe” into “Nice Price or No Dice”!! Honestly, I expected much more from Jalopnik than to give into the PC police. This place used to be about cars but now it’s all politics this and politics that,…

I TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS, BUT YOU WOULDN’T LISTEN!!! YOU WOULDN’T LISTEN!!!!!

People keep forgetting that BMW has been chourning out weird machines for ages and then they act surprised when BMW comes out with, you guessed it, another weird car.

I went for an Ultegra Di2. It was 500€ more than the regular Ultegra but I just thought what the hell, treat yourself.

Why? Nice bikes cost a lot of money. I’ve been saving up for my new road-bike for about 2 years now, it’s around 6k€ because after riding my entry level road-bike for 7 years, I wanted something really, really nice.

Many moons ago, I was contacted by an American friend to help out with some issues regarding a Visum to the US that was held up by a local Berlin court. I had a high ranking contact in the Berlin government back in the day and my friend asked me to get the guy to push the court to solve or speed up the issue. I was…

A friend of mine who works at VW said to me that the EV Bully is 100% confirmed.

My new company car is a 55k€ ID4. Had VW offered an electric bus or an electric Ghia successor, for the same price, I would have gone for that without any hesitation.

It does have its precedent though:

Bingo. Classical vegans / vegetarians have been rather annoying, but let’s be real here - they weren’t completely wrong! The amount of meat that is consumed in developed nations is just unsustainable and the treatment of sentient beings that goes along is horrifying. I turned vegetarian two years ago and have been…

Which is exactly why I am for legalization of MDMA (among other things). Imagine a world where they serve MDMA in bars instead of alcohol:

I am calling bullshit on that MDMA habit. Everybody knows that Republicans would never touch anything that made them more compassionate.

He has the looks and the sex appeal of a rancid glas of store brand mayonnaise.

In my former life as management consultant I once announced somebody as Dr. soandso. He was however a Dr.Dr. and the guy was pissed, my supervisor made me go and apologize to him.

Does that mean a revival of EMW is possible?

The rear end of the falcon looks more like a resto-modded Testarossa. Which is fine in my opinion. The front screams generic video game car though.

I gave him a star, then retracted it after seeing your comment. Thank you for your service, good sir!

I just checked to see the Wolfsburg crest and it’s a Wolf on top of a castle.

The cargo ship Ever Given has been blocking the Suez Canal for a few days now, blocking a crucial trade route and causing the rerouting of a bunch of other container ships carrying the landfill-bound junk that keeps the non-financial scam part of the modern economy going. We’re fine with it staying stuck, it’s…