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Or maybe get a Belgian actor to portray Hercule Poirot.

The article said non-Ivy League though and Obama went to Harvard Law School. 

I’ve heard thta reference before, but don’t really get it. Somebody insulted his wife or family and he didn’t say anything against it - please enlighten me. 

No, the watch comes with a sweet Porsche!

Has there ever been a slimier little slug than Lindsey Graham?

Good that I added allegedly then

Wasn‘t there a story about Gal Gadots problematic behavior regarding another model who was allegedly raped by one of Gadots friends?

RW tweeting is worse than that mouse-brain parasite that makes mice commit suicide by cat.

Hot take: #canceldisneyplus is good.

This is an outrageous abomination and I love it. You can’t tell me that the rear isn’t a work of art. Weird, 1920-1950's, drug induced art - but still art!

Holy shit man, that IS a bad take!

I see what you did there.

Came here to make that joke, albeit in the more jalopy format of „I‘m pretty sure that‘s a Lotus“

The car says “Tja”

Maybe I should have added the detail, that Carrie came up with the name Anita Cruz, because Big said they should go on an adventure together... an Italian Cruise.

The new season starts with Carrie calling the police on an unsuspecting black woman having a smoke in front of her house. The ensuing altercation between the two is filmed and uploaded on Twitter and Carrie is cancelled (i.e. fired from her job on which she didn‘t depend because she was fucking loaded to begin with).

I always liked the facelifted version of those.

I say all of this mainly in jest since Tesla and Twentieth Century could not be more different in that one was a giant failure and the other just a regular car company now. Elio Motors is probably a better comparison for Twentieth Century, at any rate. It’s almost as if a lot of this stuff is as old as time.

Yas it is Bruder! Bleib geschmeidig!

“Bruder, tun Sie überhaupt Clownsschuh?”