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obrut-2002

I had a classmate in university whose kid brother ended up in hospital after a hit and run accident with a driver of a silver Peugeot 206. Every time he and I would come across a silver Peugeot 206, he’d become super tense and aggressive and start looking for scratches and dings on the car. He’d fantasize about

I’d say it’s understandable that feelings like that can come up in such a situation. He did not act upon his rage, but instead realized how fucked up he was and tried to eradicate that strain of thought from himself.

However, why he felt the need to share this story with the world, is beyond me.

Not only face tats, but people wearing jogging pants as casual work attire.

Shit, that went right into the feels...

Source?

If Adam had a shotgun back in the day, he could’ve just killed that dastardly snake and we’d still be in Paradise, where we wouldn’t have to worry about legalization of mushrooms, pot and coca leafs because God specifically said that only apples were off base. 

Where is that from?

Who is a superb owl? yes, yes you are!

Pete Davidson combines the youthful brashness and arrogance of a young Eddie Murphy, with the talent of Jimmy Fallon at any point in his career (Fallon’s talent curve is a flat line).

Mike Shannon was very good in an otherwise horrible movie.

No, it means that other car forums are of lesser quality. 

Don‘t you mean the D&C?

Like if you‘ve been around long enough to know where that reference came from.

After Lexus’ success with the Predator grill, Mitsubishi wanted to pay tribute to the Facehugger.

At least Porsche didn’t suffer under 9/11.

Pretty much all of Opel’s lineup right now is entirely forgettable, but the (insert one Opel model that stands out) deserves better.” Has been Opel’s problem for the past 40 years. Only this year it’s forgettable with more crossovers. 

Ugh.

“I had sex with your girlfriend in 2004" wow. Not that I have the highest standards, but I expect a little more finesse from a man who makes a living by putting together words and selling them. Also The Game has aged like a carton of milk.

Aren’t they dead too?

His future royalties should all be going to survivors of his predation.