Who in their right mind would ever ask whether or not they should watch Netflix’ Fyre Festival doc after having watched HBO’s? It’s free real estate bitch! Don’t be like those people who never drink their stupid ass premium gin, because they don’t know what tonic to pair it with. Relax. Enjoy life. Treat yourself to…

You are fighting the right battle for the wrong reasons.

The kidneys, arguably BMWs biggest design asset, envy of the entire auto-industry, have become a liability. 

Scammers and the scammed... I live for this shit. 

In the RTL video, he said that his attraction was a compulsion over wich he has no control. Also, he said that 50 year old women don’t see him either, because he is such a man-child. I think the dude and his editor just thought that’d they become more famous if they say something deeply sexist and insulting. 

Allow me to nitpick here: While Porsche has belonged to VW for the past 10 years or so, they are not the same brand. And Porsche does not take stuff from the VeeDub parts bin to the extent that other brands in the Konzern do.

It’s actually quite simple,

Whoa!

That’s not an actual Kappa Platform car, is it? None ever looked this good.

Thank you! Still, this isn‘t the way it was supposed to be!!!!!

I was ready to get one of these as a company car for my business. Right mix between quirkyness and practicality. Called the dealership and they tell me that there is a waiting list until August 2020!

Well, then I recommend the E34 540i. It was available in the North America as an M-Sport version and hat 282-286 hp.

If available in the US go with an E28 528i.  M30 engine with 184hp - not as fast as the 535i but enough to have some fun and probably waaaaay cheaper. 

Sorry to ask, but what is Lacroix?

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It was in Berlin, a big city with a rather good public transport system.

Or do it like me and literally take time off work to daydream about owning a Porsche 986. Honestly, that’s what I do every year instead of going on vacation. My boss even remarked the other day that I could easily afford one with all that money I save, by just staying at home. “But if I had one of these, there would…

The lil guy is just sad that he’s always mistaken for a Mitsubishi

I swear I made that exact same joke to my wife’s family a couple of years ago. They’re all car nuts, never take public transportation and complained about the congestion and lack of parking spots in the city. Unsurprisingly, they didn’t get what I was hinting at.

Come on “Shape of you” is rather catchy and Sheeran has some good melodies and high production value. Not my cup of tea overall, but it ain’t that bad.