Bill O’Reilly maybe? Bill Clinton is too much of a smooth ass motherfucker to say something like this.

Shit, what’s this guy’s name?

Feel the same about Beyoncé. To be fair, she probably thinks the same about me too.

Commercials tell me that non-alcoholic beer is isotonic. Whatever that means.

I don’t know whether you can find it in the US or not, but Erdinger or Paulaner non-alcoholic Weißbier are the shit.

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“Oy, Hale Hitla, fam!”

If you’re doing a movie about a female Russian pilot squad, why not... you know... use Russian actresses?

The article said that everything was closed at that hour. What should they have done? Starve?

You stole my comment, prepare to be sued!

I am somewhat disappoint that they went from tiny umbrellas in the door, to large umbrellas in the door. The proper step forward would have been a crawling space for the servant in the door.

I disagree. I think the current C-Class is miles ahead of it’s predecessor in interior and exterior styling. The old C’s dashboard looked like they were taken straight out of the 90's.

Hello Raphael, it is I, ILYBICH - I come from the far away future of 2018 to tell you that the article you spread is full of lies, libel and blasphemy and that because you chose to carelessly distribute it through this blog, Gawker Media is now dead and Donald Trump is President of the United States of America.

How is it when it moves, though? I always think that if I were in the market for one of those cars, I’d probably just get an E36 323i compact or something.

Your post just gave me an epiphany. Do you remember the movies “48h” and “Point Break”, in both films the main characters had these cool old 356s and watching that I always thought “I also want an old beater Porsche.” Now, since the characters weren’t super rich, they didn’t drive 911s, they had to resort to the…

You’re a bit off on those numbers. Porsche sold about 32k 911s and 70k Cayennes in ‘16. What’s interesting is, that the 911 is outselling the Cayman/Boxster.

The car was made to reward the Vertriebsaußendienstmitarbeiter (yes, that’s a word... it’s like field sales team whatever) with something a bit more flashy than a Passat but less flashy than an Audi A5.

You magnificent bastard, that has to be one of the top Jalopnik comments of all time!

Pryor’s widow confirms Jones’ story.

Thanks!