"Sonic Youth are neither sonic, nor youth. Discuss."

LOL the person who comments on a blog whose tagline is "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women" and calls other commenters pathetic for caring about a celebrity marriage. Incredibly un-self-aware? Self hating? Just generally clueless?

I've met Thurston Moore a handful of times, pre-split. He was pretentious and off-putting, even in a casual conversation setting. I should have expected it, given what I know about his writings, personal philosophies, etc. — but maybe I was giving an artist I (at the time) respected the benefit of the doubt. I assume…

Suuuuuuuuure, you keep telling yourself that.

I always had the feeling that he was a total pretentious dick and she was the shining star in that marriage. She made him look good.

It's lame, but I partially judge celebrities based on their Twitter accounts. Kim has one of those accounts in which the celebrity actually talks about real stuff, interacts with people, makes jokes, posts random things, etc., while Thurston's account is one of those annoying promotion-only accounts that is obviously…

The smug was unbearable until she fell.

A MAN'S OPINION IS HERE, EVERYONE. PACK IT UP AND GO HOME! LADIES, STOP HATING OTHER LADIES! MEN NEVER HATE OTHER MEN! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOW—

Also, what on earth is she blathering on about? Who said anyone "created" any thoughts? My god, her IQ is below room temperature.

Thanks for bestowing us with your infinite man-wisdom. A woman couldn't possibly have ever had such deep thoughts.

Are we on minute 16 yet, with regard to this lady?

A friend saw him get doughnut sugar all over his mouth once at the fringe so he's not that cool.

FINALLY SOMETHING KANSAS RELATED THAT I'M NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT!!! Sorry, sometimes it's just so hard being from Kansas. It really is a great place with some wonderful people.

Yes. You are the only one. You are alone in this world.

It's hard for me to crush on him while watching SoA, because of all his violent/questionable/morally revolting actions and the fact that his character doesn't bathe a lot, but then Pacific Rim comes along and YES PLEASE MORE OF THAT LET ME GET A BUCKET AND YOU FILL IT UP.

Ditto.

He plays a biker on tv! Maybe something from Pacific Rim might appease you?

Maybe it's because I'm used to guys being jerks online, or maybe it's because I'm a grammarian, but the thing I find most offensive about this ad is the excessive use of quotation marks.