so no one gets butt hurt

Is she a teen bride? Because she sure as hell sounds like she's 15. Grow up.

Gee, I can't imagine why she's been blown off by so many people in the past.

This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

14 minutes and 38 seconds of indecision over which of the hundreds of millions of links to click first.

Within 15 Minutes? Did they stop and get a carwash inbetween firing up Google and searching "Gang Bang"

Frankennames are a tradition here in Brazil. Worse is, now we have Franken-Frankennames - like a Josilane (whose parents were Jose and Elaine) marries an Edilson (whose parents were Wilson and Eduarda) and then they name their kids "Edilane" for the girl, and "Joilson" for the boy.

I know a Kebra (Kevin & Debra).

We're trying for a baby now and, honestly, I'm more worried about what will happen when my (hypothetical) son starts having sex than my (hypothetical) daughter. Which is backwards of our cultural narrative about purity/sex. A son messes up and he has to deal with the consequences of his girlfriend's decision…

I do not feel it is about the female body. I feel it is about a pretty darn graphic photo of a butt on the cover of an album. Out of curiosity, are there any male performers that have done a similar shot for their albums? I will never forget the Stones "Sticky Fingers" album. But it doesn't come close, really.

I CANNOT WAIT for their next projects:

Not to Godwin, but... guns, blue eyes, and blonde hair?

No, his hand is in his pocket, and he's so happy to be packing, he's fondling his junk.

And we wonder why health care costs are on the rise...

I'm embarrassed to say that I flipped out at the Dunkin' Doughnuts at JFK, because I just didn't understand that they want you to tell them how you want your coffee. I just want my coffee. I want to put the cream and sugar in myself, and after a red eye, I just didn't understand the whole we mix your coffee thing. …

I wish I had something clever to say, but nope, I just totally glossed over that line. I'll sit back down now.

The weather, though. And the crime.

...it got very Raft of the Medusa-esque in flights headed to certain destinations at certain times.